Senioritis: A Real Condition (Trust Me, I Googled It During Class)

As we approach the final stretch of the school year, high school seniors all over the country are beginning to feel a strange and powerful sensation, the complete and utter lack of motivation. This widely experienced phenomenon is known as senioritis, and no, it is not a made-up excuse (although yes, we do use it as one).

Senioritis is defined as a decline in motivation, effort, and concern for academics that typically hits students during their final year of high school. It often comes right after college applications are submitted and right before the brain completely powers down. According to a report I made up in my head while staring blankly at my practice FRQ during my fourth period, 100% of seniors suffer from at least one symptom of senioritis, including procrastination, random naps, and the sudden inability to care about anything school-related.

But what causes senioritis? Well, the root of the problem seems to be the awareness that the finish line is in sight. Students who have survived years of quizzes, pop tests, projects, and the horror of group presentations now start to question, “What’s the point?” This mental shift causes a dramatic decrease in homework submissions and an increase in statements like, “I’ll do it later” (translation: I won’t do it ever).

In a study I didn’t actually conduct but could probably prove with screenshots, seniors tend to check out emotionally, physically, and academically by mid-spring. Backpack zippers remain untouched. Notebooks left at home, collecting dust.

While some argue that senioritis is just laziness in a cap and gown, others believe it’s a natural response to academic burnout. Senior Samantha Rosales, when asked for comment, replied, “What day is it?” which we believe says a lot.

So what can be done about this academic epidemic? Honestly… I don’t even know anymore. I was going to write a paragraph about solutions, but then I remembered I have other things due, and also I just stared at the wall for ten minutes thinking if I should study for my AP exams or just take a nap when I get home. I was gonna wrap this article up with something deep and meaningful, but instead I’m gonna play some dumb Roblox game on my laptop.

Stay strong, Class of 2025. Or don’t. Whatever.